She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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