Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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