Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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