I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Randomize
