Nicole vs. Life
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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