Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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