Yo dont text me then not text me
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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