Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
