i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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