Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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