they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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