did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I got chris browned last night
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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