I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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