weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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