We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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