I am spending my child support on dildos
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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