i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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