dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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