At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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