my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I supernannyed him into submission
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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