I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just saw a hot homeless man
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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