You're completely useless in the revolution.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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