my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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