Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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