So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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