I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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