I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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