i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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