ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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