Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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