This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
