fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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