He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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