Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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