sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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