I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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