There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
