I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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