Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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