Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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