We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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