turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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