she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Sext me about skeletons
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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