No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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