It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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