So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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