She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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