its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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