It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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