I'm sorry my penis didn't work
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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