dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
