I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
