You work out of a Hotel?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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