That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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