life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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