I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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