coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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