Already got asked if we're dating
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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