I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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