u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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